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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Gary!


Libertarian Party presidential nominee and cool-guy dad, Gary Johnson, took time off from smoking pot in the garage with your friends to appear on Morning Joe yesterday. It did not go well.


Apparently still high, Johnson was stumped by MSNBC panelist Mike Barnicle's question about Aleppo.
“And what is Aleppo?”
The hottest club this side of the Mississippi? Cholesterol medication? A type of fancy cheese?
"You’re kidding."
No, Mike. Stop being a dick and tell us already!
"Aleppo is in Syria. It's the epicenter of the refugee crisis."
Ah. Hm. Well, I can confidently say that many of us probably wouldn't know the answer to that question.

Many of us are also not running for president. :/

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