Happy One Thousandth View!

A minor milestone at best, but I'm proud nonetheless. I didn't mean for that rhyme, but shit happens. Thank you dedicated readers! Five days in, and one thousand views (and some change) to show for it. I hope this is just one of many exciting events to occur in the life of this blog. Next goal: 10,000 views. Let's make it happen, people! Tell every single person you know about this blog!!!