Welcome to The Daily Wit!

Yeah, what the title said! I am overjoyed that you are reading my blog. I haven't been this excited since birth.

My name is James Chatham and I am a blogger of fine things. My work in the past includes Facebook rants about Halloween, Santorum's nose, and why I didn't like high school. (It was REALLY hard) This blog shall be a place for me to continue writing about shit that I deem funny and that you shall laugh at with minimal coercion.

But, in somewhat seriousness, this blog is a place for entertainment; yours, namely. I write for myself as an extension of writing for you. I believe that a blog should aim to please its audience as opposed to being a masturbatory soapbox of perpetual ranting. Don't get me wrong, there will be ranting, soapboxes and masturbating, but they will be relevant and humorous rather than moody and highfalutin. (Moody masturbation is the WORST)

I have written and rewritten this introductory post numerous times in an attempt to sound as funny and entertaining as possible but, in the end, have decided to just be candid. There will be laughs to be had later on down the road (our absurd world guarantees that) and this blog is still a work in progress. What you see here today is the product of several weeks' preparation. I would come on every week or so and add a little thing here, or a bit of CSS there. The only thing it needs now is daily content and readers to enjoy it. Sometimes that content will be serious and sometimes it'll be journalistic, but mainly it will just be witty. Please join me in taking a look at the world we live in while throwing peanuts at it from the balcony in between snarky remarks. Whether you're merely passing through or here to stay, welcome to The Daily Wit.